We’re gonna have some fun with words and names.
Are you familiar with the concept of a spoonerism?
We’ll just go straight from Wikipedia to explain it:
A spoonerism is an occurrence of speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched (see metathesis) between two words of a phrase. These are named after the Oxford don and priest William Archibald Spooner, who reportedly commonly spoke in this way.
Examples include saying “blushing crow” instead of “crushing blow”, or “runny babbit” instead of “bunny rabbit”. While spoonerisms are commonly heard as slips of the tongue, they can also be used intentionally as a word play.
Obviously, with the NCAA men’s basketball tournament starting on Tuesday night with two games of the First Four, it is time to take the coaches, spoonerize their names, and then rank said spoonerisms.
We are not doing every single coach on this list. There are a few — Wisconsin’s Greg Gard is a perfect example — that does absolutely nothing when you switch the letters/sounds on the front of their names. So they’re not here, and there’s a couple that kiiiiiinda came off a little bit not-PG when I put them together, so they’re off the board, too.
I am not telling you the team or the coach’s actual name, we’re just giving you the list. I’ll let you puzzle the thing out for yourself.
Musty Day
Godd Tolden
Ate Notes
Park Mope
Bark Myington
Cant McGrasland
Gennis Dates
Kat Pelsey
Henny Pardaway
Crick Monin
Fark Mew
Morter Poser
Dryce Brew
Patt Mainter
Dian Brutcher
Puce Brearl
Selvin Kampson
Om Tizzo
Wevin Killard
Wuzz Billiams
Pick Ritino
Ad Brunderwood
Omas Totzelberger
Mean Siller
Krob Rimmel
Sill Belf
Han Durley
Bick Rarnes
Bandy Rennett
Mony Tadlock
Todney Rerry
Dubert Havis
Lommy Toyd
Schon Jeyer
Yevin Koung
Yan Rodom
Cen McBollum
Halan Uss
Tandy Oole
Cerrod Jalhoun
Sakayo Tiddle
Jobert Rones
Deg McGrermott
Suane Dimpkins
Ana Daltman
Drott Scew
Grohn Joce
Cohn Jalipari
Ennie Lacuff
Crott Scoss
Lonny Dind
Davis TreCuire
Pight Dwerry
Bis Chreard
Jis Chrans
Pichard Ritino
Miko Nedved
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